Linda always exits the church house saying Wish my husband could’ve heard that message or That was just the sermon for my neighbor. Linda has never exited the church house saying That was a word straight from God for me. What Linda always fumbles is that the cross we are called to bear is not someone else but ourselves. So the main content of Linda’s prayers should be for simple consciousness, doing the daily work of dowsing for her own soul and then dunking herself in its depths. Linda has ears but she always refuses to hear that, contrary to famous first lines, it really is about her. Linda’s a great tither, but she’s deaf as a post.